Random News

 Random Song   

I asked you to dance at the disco
BUT YOU SAID NO
The whole world was watching and laughing
On the night that I crashed and burned
At your feet  

 News in Real Life   

I've decided I'm going to write a random news journal thing on here weekly.
What day is it today?
Thursday, I do believe.
Well, onto the news...
Yes, it's true. I like Busted.
They're growing on me, okay?
I blame Holly. And Beth. xD.
The Mighty Boosh is back on my list of things to watch daily, also.
I made me two sisters watch 'em and they love 'em :D.
I'M OLD GREGGGG.
The Hitcher is my future husband :D.  

On a more serious note, mother hates my guts (nothing new), thinks I'm an attention seeking liar (nothing unusual) and that the school should stick it's nose up it's arse where it belongs (can't say I disagree on that one).
I want the lot of them to leave me alone, yeah?
I can take care of myself, handle my own problems, and they have better things to do with their time than waste it on me.  

Dun dunn dunnn dunnnnnnn.
World War Whatever is officially in motion.
I wonder how long this one's going to last.
It'll resolve itself sooner or later.
I don't really care anymore, to be fair.
We’ve had so many World Wars this year (and it’s only fricken February!) I’ve just passed caring.
Getting upset about it won't resolve it.
I don't care; it'll blow over eventually.
It did last time.
It'll probably happen until I leave, anyway.
Maybe I should leave the poor buggers alone, eh?
Maybe I should welcome Stanwell.
As much as it pains me to say that…  

 Online News

  My computer's a big fag and decides randomly it doesn't want to work when I'm on the net, so it takes me bloody ages to write things out.
I've downloaded over 500 songs, and now I'm wondering if they're all going to fit on my mp3 player (YES I FINALLY HAVE AN MP3 PLAYER. I literally one step behind everyone else where gadgets are concerned xD.)
Aimee has a pet whale called Wilburr, although she's deciding whether or not to keep with that name :l.
Oooh, the name's been decided...
It's now officially:
Johnathan Gregory Wilburr Wayne Winnie William the Whale!
Congratulations; judging by that name, it's a bouncing boy.
But with Aimee, you can never really tell.

Battleon 

Valken:
Gender: Female.
Appearance: Black hair, red eyes. Pale skinned.
Level: 27.
Race: Human.
Clan: None. 

Yeah, alright I haven't been on Battleon in ages, but the simple reason being the bastard server is always overloaded, so I can't get on there.
First opportunity I get I'm getting the Guardian player, so I can get on even when everyone else can't. *Hehe*.
I hope to be part of one of the werewolf or vampire clans someday.
And my ambition on there is to either be a necromancer (someone who can summon/control the dead) or a dracomancer (someone who can summon/control dragons), but for now, I've a long way to go. 

Dragon Fable 

Lupus:
Gender: Female.
Appearance: Back hair, black eyes, black robes with black trimmings. Pale skinned.
Level: 8.
Race: Human.
Type: Mage.
Clan: None. 

Same applies here. I fought in the war in Amityvale against Thursday's great-great-great-great-blahblahblah-grandfather the vampire. (As of now, the name cannot be remembered.) He asked if I wanted to join the ranks of the undead, and naturally I said 'YES!'...
But the bastard turned me into a ghoul and I had to try again saying 'No' that time.
The moral of the story: Never trust a vampire.
I WANT TO BE A VAMPIRE *Sobs*.
Anywho, I also took part in the delivery of Snuggle-grams for Valentine's Day.
The 'Special Armour' was the most ridiculous get-up I've ever seen, and it sucks, quite frankly.
With my normal robes/weaponry, I can take out level 1 creatures like that, but with the stupid bear suit, even Lovebugs are a pain in the arse.
(Yes, Beth. Miss Fluffypants. Grrr.)
What makes this little annoyance one step further is the fact that every Snuggle-gram delivered gave one Token of Affection, which allowed me to buy something from Big (?!) Daddy (Who's in fact a well dressed shrimp posing as a rich money-hungry Cupid) if I collect enough of them.
But guess what?
The weapons suck.
And, there's an option to take out a level 9 air elemental called Blowheart.
He nearly bloody killed me, but I managed to take him out.
And guess what the reward was?
One Token of Affection.
I was highly insulted, and my time was seriously wasted.
They can take that Token and shove it up their arse, quite frankly.
GIVE ME SOMETHING BLOODY USEFUL.
Or at least interesting. Jeez. 

*Gasp* I HAVE A NEW CHARACTER.  

Le Lupe Noir:
Gender: Male.
Appearance: Short black hair, black eyes, black armour with blood-red trimming. Pale skinned.
Level: 4.
Race: Human.
Type: Warrior.
Clan: None.  

I've got a fair while to go before I catch up to Lupus on this character. That’s the thing I hate about Dragon Fable. It takes absolutely bloody ages to level up compared to Battleon.
I've not fought in any wars or anything with Noir, as he's a weak little bastard at the moment.
The only reason why I created this character was so I could get a Ghoul's Helm like Lupus has so it would match the rest of his armour, but sadly that was limited to the Amityvale war which is now over *Shakes fist*.
No way am I delivering Snuggle-grams on this character. Not only do the rewards suck, but also wearing that bloody suit is bad enough if a female character's wearing it. Noir needs at least some dignity, don't you think?
I need to train up Noir before the next war; there might be an interesting or useful reward in it for me.
I still need to remember where Zorbak the necromancing Moglin is so I can add him as a pet. Twilly sucks. I don't care how cute he is. 

 Random Quotes

I've decided to put these in, as they crack me up:

'You have a lot of paint *licks lips*.'

'I can't eat ham, I'm a virgin.'

'PETE SWEET FUCKS THE AIR!'

 I'll Leave Your Sanity Barely Intact With One Last Random Song

Do you love me?
Are you playing your love games with me?
I don't know what to do 'cause I need your love a lot, come on now
Moving too fast this isn't a race, hmm
Baby back off and lower the pace, now
Slow it down, and give me some space, hmm
Moving too fast, this isn't a race, uh uh

 Just One More Random Quote?

‘Alright, bra?’
‘What the fuck-? You leave my bra alone, mate!’

I’m Old Gregg
I know I think you said
Come on baby don’t make me beg now
’Cause I ain’t your regular guy
Don’t be shy
Do you love me?

xxx
 HAZuff